Trip quotes

[glasseye]

Ohio:
So... much... corn...
Humidity kills.
I wish I was dead.

Indiana
Fucking "I" state!
Gary smells like ass, from twenty miles away! (Actually all of Indiana smelled like ass, Gary was just the worst part)

Illinois
Fucking "I" state!
Damn 50 cent tolls!
Shitty breakfast, shitty roads, shitty state. Shit^3
Nasty traffic jam.

Wisconsin
Holy shit, the Mississippi is huge!
Madison rocks the ass-bah.
Finally, recycling!

Minnesota
Battery-powered amish monkey.
Too much corn.
"For them, it was the holocaust." (referring to the millions of mosquitoes that were smashed on the front of the truck)
Good fucking pie.

South Dakota
410 miles of pain.
Fucking hot.
Fucking Wall Drug.
Mt. Rushmore sucks more.
Crazy horse rocks.
We listened to the same radio station for 300 miles.
Stanky feet.
Hicks on ATVs
Nice roads!
Good waffles.
"Hate's gibben meh sometin' to lib for!" - "Hate's gonna get yous kilt!" (from some random movie that was playing in our hotel)

Wyoming
Gas station towns scare me.
No bathrooms, next 75 miles.
I guess these are the rockies?
"What's a turkey-bacon-guacamole sandwich?" (some stupic hick in the Subway we had lunch at)
The beginning of the suck-truck (Big truck + big hills = crappy gas mileage)
Not the real Sundance.
Awesome lightning.
10 Mph exits?!?

Montana
Most beautiful state ever.
Best pizza ever.
The rockies are made of rock!
More of the suck-truck.
No radio stations, next 300 mi.
"Town" is redefined.
"No services."
Next rest stop, 138 mi.
Pig wrasslin, next Saturday!
Stupid rev limit...

Idaho
Shortest state.
We fucked Idaho!
Best "I" state, only because it's the shortest.
Big fucking lake.

Eastern Washington
I miss the pizzaz of South Dakota.
I won a dollar.
Thank god, no fucking Wall Drug.
A/C man contest.
I wish I had somewhere to live.
Drove through a dust devil.
Cooler outside than in the truck.
Nastiest bathroom.

Comments

[weemumlessmngrl.livejournal.com]

So you're there?! And safe?!?!!

[glasseye.livejournal.com]

Yup, just don't have a place to live quite yet.

bwahahaha

[alaric.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're hilarious - you silly pottymouth. How long did the trip take? Overall mileage?

What, you didn't stop in Northshield to say hi? They just received word - they're going kingdom in 2004. N

Re: bwahahaha

[glasseye.livejournal.com]

Total was something like 2700 miles, it took us 5 days to get it all done.

Day 1: Cleveland -> Chicago
Day 2: Chicago -> Souix falls, South Dakota
Day 3: Souix falls -> Sundance, Wyoming
Day 4: Sundance -> Missoula, Montana
Day 5: Missoula -> Olympia, Washington (about 1 hr south of Seattle)

[flammifera.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :)

-- Joanna

(still have the Eye of Vekna, or whatever that little-guy-with-almost-the-name-of-an-allergy-medicine got? :-P)

[glasseye.livejournal.com]

Claridin still exists in several forms, though I haven't played him in a while. Haven't been playing much of anything lately, really.